moin wanted me to post the following attempts at allaying her columbia java class boredom.
md: download an emulator...or haxx0r the whole school
em: eh, i'm gonna play moebius syndrome
md: "srory cobumblia teachesr but emliy moin si ehre welcoem to teh WROTS COMPUTAR
md: "GL FIGURNIG OUT TEH MEOBIUS VIRSU I HAEV DESGINED WIHT MY RENISANCE WOMEN
ABITILIES, EHRE'S A TIP--IT SI A PADAROX J00 WLIL NEVAR UDNERSATND"
em: hahahahahaha. compared to you, i will always be a l33tsp34k n00b
md: whatevar we are evenz since we both haxx0red teh othars lievjuornal
em: yeah, and i even did yours without realizing it. the second time, that is
md: corretcion, newbie, i let yuo do it teh secnod tiem to BUTTAR YUO UP FOR PAEPR
JUORNAL ACECSS WHIEL YUO EWER BSUY IN TEH BAHTROOM
em: you couldn't even read it, it was 3nc0d3d in cyr1ll1c, n00b
md: hah, eatsern euorpaean girsl tihnk shes so hot, GUESS WHAT BAEB I CNA RAED RUSISAN
AS WLEL AS THE NXET KUMRADE